It sucks, but this kind of agreement is required to protect myself from scammers.
DramaHound Deluxe Terms of Service
You MUST follow the rules of the exclusive chat group or else you will be removed. You must NOT forward content out of the exclusive channel or you will be removed. You are not paying for guaranteed access to anything. You are paying to be considered for access to an exclusive channel and group on Telegram (as well as other perks listed here) on an ongoing basis. This is an automatic process, but I may interrupt it manually at any time, for any reason. To be considered for ongoing access to the exclusive channel and chat group on Telegram, you are expected to maintain an active subscription. You are NOT guaranteed access to anything. I can remove you for any reason. If we are enemies and I think you are subscribing to troll me, I will ban you. There is no guarantee that new content will be delivered timely, or at all. It is my personal desire to make much more content but this may or may not be possible based on personal circumstances. Absolutely no refunds, even if you are banned.
I'd love to make this nonsense for you full-time without having to worry about food and rent.
For as little as $1 USD per month, you could gain access to:
Credit in new videos
Early access to new uploads
An exclusive chatroom that only cool people can join
Regular voice calls/movie night
Vote on new content
I love hanging out with like-minded individuals and chatting for hours.
Read the rules first.
When you cover furry drama like me, you become a target for all kinds of things (like people joining your chat on sockpuppet accounts to post disgusting takes, and then farming the result on
Twitter for clout).
I've chosen to opt out of this by requiring a $1/mo fee for access to my chat group. A small request like this calls out all of that performative anxiety for what it is and gets these trolls to move on to an easier target.
I may choose to whitelist you for free access later if I like you and I think you're a value add to the group. I won't do this if you ask me for it though.
Furry chat groups take a ton of maintenance to not devolve into cancer.
No minors. Sexually explicit content will appear in this room so we have to prohibit people under 18 years of age from joining. Don't be a social or legal liability. Do not endorse violence (except against pedophiles), nazism/communism, unironic bigotry, pedophilia, bestiality etc in this chat. Do not post any illegal content. No IRL NSFW. IRL porn has the possibility of being underage without us knowing, or being revenge porn without us knowing. So stick to drawings pls. Nothing too extreme. Don't post photos or illustrations of scat, gore, or loli/cub porn. Don't be annoying. This one is hard to put into simple terms, but if it's apparent to me that you're annoying a significant portion of the group by doing something we will ask you to stop.
Major offenses like promoting violence are an instant ban. For warnings: we don't have a strike system. My chief concern is that you intend to respect chat staff and the rules they
enforce. If you can respond to a warning with "my bad" and move on, it will be like nothing happened. But taking a warning as an invitation to have a discussion about the validity of
said warning will generally result in a ban.
If you post illegal pornography I will, to the best of my ability, attempt to inform your local police while providing as much information as possible.
It's not easy being a squeaky drama magnet on the Internet, but someone's gotta do it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why did you start making YouTube videos?
I felt like at the time the only source of routine furry drama news came from a website that doxes people called the Kiwi Farms.
A lot of people are understandably put off by this resource for a number of reasons, so I saw an opportunity to fact check this information while removing private info (in order to discourage harassment). This allows a different audience to appreciate the actually good info that winds up on KF without supporting that site.
What's with the armband?
My armband displays a crossed out MAP (pedophile) symbol. It is meant to symbolize that I am against pedophilia. It's also a good litmus test to see who values clout over child welfare, as such people will call it out regardless of its meaning.
Feel free to add it to your own OC. I'd love to bring more awareness to the issue of sexual predators in the furry subculture.
Why do you have me blocked on Twitter?
Twitter is a miserable hellscape platform full of clout-addicted ghouls that gang up on you out of boredom. I've used a plugin called Red Block to mass-block around 15k accounts that follow a few prime bad apples that love attacking others with their audience (Deo, Foxler, Vex, Carcin, among others).
If this caused you to get blocked and you genuinely are a fan, DM me on Telegram and ask for an unblock with a link to your profile. Do note however that I only use Twitter to post new video links. Follow me on Minds or Telegram if you want to see me post my thoughts.
I also block people if they try to start an argument with me on there or if they reply to me with posts endorsing violence, bigotry etc.
Are you a neo-Nazi/child molester/heroin dealer/etc?
I frequently get called all kinds of fun things (sometimes with dubious screencaps) because I make fun of both far-left and far-right furs. Furries are an insanely petty and vindictive bunch at times.
This frequently involves pedo accusations as I am an ABDL furry. Everyone loves getting in a cheap shot by exploiting something poorly understood by the masses. It's a form of bigotry. But that's the price I have to pay to make videos.
Don't you make fun of ABDL though?
I used to. For a long time, I was in this mindset that made me feel as if I had to claim that it was something I outgrew. Maybe I even thought I did for a while. But I've discovered that self-acceptance is an important part of self-esteem.
I have no intention of bringing it up all the time since I know it's offputting to most people. But I also have no desire to hide it at this point.
Are you homeless?
No. I was homeless for about 3.5 months starting in January 2020. This was caused by woke furries lying to a former employer of mine and costing me my job in a sparse job market.
But I did what I had to do to get myself out of that situation and move on. This is also why I removed videos relevant to this from my channel: I didn't want anyone to worry about me still being in that situation.